Let see the monster, see the munch

Let the squirrel, see the nuts. Let the moron, dig his own grave.

At least that's what Paddy should have said when introducing 27 year-old Damien down the love lift on Take Me Out this past weekend. It all started going downhill for the poser/model when his (former) best mate revealed his ex girlfriend was none other than bodybuilder mistress Jodie Marsh. A handful of brave women were left, but they soon wish they'd turned off when Damien revealed that the girl he wanted to date had already switched her light off. From there, it got worse and worse and Damien has now become the UK's number 1 chauvinist...



If your chat up lines are less cringe than Damien's head over to the Juice Website and enter Be My Juicy Valentines - you could be whisked off for a date on V-day itself...

Loz also popped in today for sporting briefs, giving his view on the England managerial situation. Loz introduced a new candidate for the role - "Hairy Redknap". Never heard of him. I think Harry would do a pretty god job though. Loz is pulling for Beckham (not like that) but is predicting Stuart Pearce retains the interim role for the duration of the Euro Championships.

Still no sign of proper snow in Brighton for the weekend, so get out there and enjoy yourself. I'm visiting my mum and dad for a "placid" weekend. Some say dull, but not I!

Much love
Jonesy x