I camembert paying for cheese!

Oh Antony. Poor old Antony Worrall Thompson. Clearly traumatised after years of being known as "the short fat ginger TV chef who MUST be gay", it seems the torment got too much...

A cunning disguise Antony...

Hence this morning, we woke up to some brilliant cheese-related puns when Antony was caught steeling cheese from Tesco. Before he descends into cheese-based rehab, we asked the people of Brighton for their best cheesy puns to cheer him up. Pick of the bunch:

"Antony nicks cheese, you cheddar believe it"
"Well I'll brie damned"
"Wensleyjail sentence start"

We've forwarded them to Antony's camp and apparently he's "overwhelmed". Bless.


Also today we were joined by HRH of the film world, James Tully. We've had a few listeners asking what James looks like as apparently he sounds "well fit". With that in mind, here's a photo of mr. film himself:

If Seth Rogan did 'Movember'

Today, James enlightned us on film news including sequels to the new version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Bridesmaids which COULD go ahead without Kristen Wiig; which is the equivalent of The Alan Carr show hosted by Alan Sugar. Now THAT would be a good show... He also previewed the new releases at the Odeon this week: a film where you get to see Michael Fassbender Junior ('Shame'), a 3D film with invisable aliens who like electricity (The Darkest Hour) and a film about a horse who goes to war ('War Horse' - genius!)

Clearly, War Horse - the new Steven Spielberg movie - is the big 'un this week. James has already cried watching the trailer, and apparently if the horse is killed off at the end of the film, he's going to be so angry, he'll run to the nearest field and sacrifice a mule in its honour. Or something like that. Listen again to the Film Forum below:

The Film Forum 10/01/12 by Officialjonesy on Mixcloud

Other topics today included a pub in Newcastle that are introducing not only a dog menu, but a dog beer. Unfortunately, the beer is non-alcoholic. Shame - I quite liked the idea of squaring up against a drunk Rottweiler. Alas, producer Jonno assures me that'd be illegal. Nevermind.

And to keep you amused on a Tuesday, here's a classic video of the cheese-stealer himself. This time, he's stealing a glance at this lovely lady...



See you tomorrow for more tomfoolery!
Jonesy x