Wednesday 9 January 2013

Jonesy's top 10 songs of 2012



So the Queen's still alive, we did ruddy well at the Olympics, and the world didn't end. That's a good year all in all right?

And 2012 for me is one of the best year's in a long time musically, particularly for good ol' dance music. After spending far too much time mulling it over, here are my top 10 favourite songs of 2012.

Honourable Mentions:

Fun – we are young
Calvin and Example – we’ll be coming back
Porter Robinson – language
Labrinth and Emile Sande - Beneath your beautiful
Rihanna – where have you been
James Arthur – Impossible (I voted for him alright!)
Will.i.am ft Britney Spears – Scream & Shout
DJ Fresh - Hot right now
Monsta - Holdin' On (Skrillex & Nero remix)

TOP 10

10) One Direction – Live While We’re Young 

I love One Direction. There, I said it. 

What I love about One Direction, and this song in particular, is that when it comes on in a club, NO other song fills me with such an instant sensation of childish joy. Maybe it’s because I like to pretend they’re singing the song to me; maybe it’s because I want to assassinate Niall (the ugly one) and join the band as the wiser, been-around-the-block member. But who gives a – this song makes me smile uncontrollably.

Furthermore, I bet “Who’s your favourite member of 1D?” is up there in the most popular questions of 2012 list – just below “is it wrong to fancy Tom Daley?”. The answer is no to the latter, and Harry to the former, with Zayn in a close second.

9) David Guetta – Titanium

Awh David Guetta. How we love to hate / hate to love you.

Here we have a perfect example of the ‘DJ who used to be cool till he got famous’. But the thing is, he’s never REALLY been cool has he… Have you SEEN him in his music videos? With his disturbing biceps and greasy French hair, even when DJing he looks like someone’s pissed Uncle at a wedding has invaded the decks for a laugh.

But even if his productions all sound very similar these days (emotional female vocal building to a fist-pumping instrumental ‘chorus’), you can’t deny the guy has an ear for a good tune. 

Titanium has been massively over-played, but that aside it’s a brilliant song that deserved to reach the top spot. Sia is in full heart-wrenching, what-the-fuck-is-that-lyric mode, and personally I related to the lyrics and fist-pumped vigorously. On the dancefloor too!

8) Sebastian Ingrosso and Alesso - Lose my mind (Calling)


It’s not often a cherished instrumental dance track has a vocal added that actually improves the original. Bodyrox – Yeah Yeah was a rare case, but who remembers Perfect Exceeder? Me neither.

HOWEVER, that said, the original ‘The Calling’ was one of my favourite tracks of 2011 – a soaring, epic, big-room song that was almost perfect. So imagine my delight when Ryan Tedder (who occasionally bums Leona Lewis) added a vocal that fit so well, it’s hard to hear the original now without singing along.

TIP: when this song kicks in, the correct way to dance is just punch the air emphatically with your fist. And gurn.

7) Calvin Harris & Florence – Sweet Nothing

So Calvin Harris has had an okay year right? His album ‘18 months’ is more of a greatest hits, and he managed to elevate Florence to her first, and second, number 1 singles in the UK.

Everyone loves ‘Spectrum’, as do I, but there was something about ‘Sweet Nothing’ that resonated better with me. Lyrically & vocally, I think its brilliant, and the production sounds that bit different to Calvin’s standard releases that it makes it a tad more special to my ears.

6) Knife Party – Bonfire

And so, # 6 in the chart is Knife Party’s big song of the summer – Bonfire. To be honest, I could exchange it for any track from their Rage Valley EP which is amazing from start to finish, but this is the stand out moment and the one that enjoyed the most commercial success.

Mixing super-angry filthy dubstep production with almost Caribbean raga vibes, this track ebbs and flows perfectly.

And who doesn’t love screaming “B-B-B-B-B-BONFIRE!”.

5) Skrillex – Bangarang

So at some point in 2012, not only did Skrillex embrace his emo-goth-lesbian appearance, but so did Ellie Goulding! Lesbionest (see what I did there), it was only a matter of time before Ellie freed herself from his dubstep powers, but it was a fun relationship to take the piss out of for a while.

And whilst this track is getting on a bit now, for me – it’s the perfectly balanced dubstep song.

Skrillex himself is sometimes guilty of veering too far into the crazy unstructured world of hardcore dubstep, with some songs sounding like your blind nan is just bashing some pots and pans around the kitchen - we've all witnessed it. I prefer vaguely melodic, structured, angry dubstep and Bangarang is a bloody brilliant showcase of just that.

With lyrics that no-one really knows (or cares), it’s got an awesome build, and a crazy-awesome production that has yet to bore me 12 months later. I saw him at Creamfields 2012, and squeaky annoying American voice aside, the atmosphere in that dangerously over-capacity tent was something I’ll never forget.

4) Knife Party – Internet Friends

When Pendulum announced they were going on a hiatus, I was pretty devastated. My inner Drum n Bass chav has always adored Pendulum. So it was with equal parts excitement and trepidation that I listened to Knife Party for the first time – the ‘side project’ of Rob Swire and the other one…

Move aside trepidation. Knife Party have more than matched the quality of Pendulum and have taken their sound in a whole new direction. Whisper it quietly, but I think Knife Party have been a hugely influential force in music in 2012. Listen carefully and you can hear some of their signature sounds creeping into other producers’ work all over the place.

And still, 12 months later, the absolute pinnacle of their short career so far is undoubtedly the cult favourite ‘Internet Friends’. An incomparable, almost indescribable assault on the ear drums that taps into something we’ve all done – Facebook stalking. I'm practically qualified in the art.

At Shakedown 2012, I was on top of my mate’s shoulders facing back at 6,000 people in the Supercharged Arena as the immortal line was uttered: “You blocked me on facebook, and now you’re going to die”. That is a memory and a moment I will never forget.

Knife Party have created a brutal, devastating genre so violent that everything that’s come before sound a bit tame by comparison. If they can continue to produce songs even half as good as Internet Friends, maybe just maybe we’ll allow them to delay the inevitable reunion of Pendulum that little bit longer…

3) Swedish House Mafia - Don’t you worry child

Quite honestly, at some point over the past month, every one of my top 3 tracks has been # 1 on my list only to be shifted around. 

If 2012 is really the SHM’s last ever year as a collective, they’ve gone out on the highest of highs. And finally, after consistently  releasing brilliant house tracks, they were finally rewarded with a UK # 1 single for their final ever song. And WHAT a song it is.

On the surface, it’s a hugely over-dramatic vocal with a generic progressive riff. But after a few listens, you start to appreciate the genius of the Swedes. It’s a lyric that in some way, everyone can relate to. Everyone’s been down in the dumps and felt like shit at some point in their life. And if you are at that point, and this song comes on, and some almost-godly vocal screams at you “Don’t you worry, don’t you word child”, suddenly – through the power of dance – everything suddenly seems okay.

Out of any other song on this list, this is the one that I’ve related to the most, that has actually moved me and meant more to me. Whether I’m listening to it at home on my own, or at 4am as the lights are about to come up and I’m raving hard, there’s always a big part of me struggling not to well up.

Beautiful

2) Rudimental – feel the love

Rudimental were responsible for what is undoubtedly the song of the summer 2012. A ridiculously feel-good Drum n Bass track with a beautiful brass section, one of my favourite vocals ever from the brilliant John Newman, and a song that is universally adored by pretty much everyone.

It’s extra special for me as we used it as the theme for our Shakedown Festival 2012 highlights video. And it’s a video that always manages to bring a tear to my eye, brilliantly capturing the atmosphere on the day and making years of hard work completely worthwhile.

It was also the chosen midnight tune at my New Year’s Ever house party, and everyone joined the ‘circle of rave’ for the happiest start to a new year I can ever remember.

Rest assured, you’ll be hearing Feel the Love at NYE parties for years and years to come, and rightfully so. For my money, it’s one of the greatest dance songs EVER, and certainly in my top 10 dance tracks of all time.

And so, drum roll please, for my # 1 track...

1) Swedish House Mafia – Greyhound

An instrumental dance track as my number 1, who’d have thunk it?

In my opinion, Greyhound is a absolute master class of electronic dance music production.

The intro, how it builds and swells and then holds its breath before THAT hook kicks in. So simple, so tough, but so so fucking cool. Layers keep building and building, always edged with that Knife Party guttural warble that I’ve come to love.

THEN, oh then, the most epic euphoric breakdown imaginable. A hook from heaven that makes you want to just hold everyone, EVERYONE you can see. But before you have a chance to declare your love for your nearest and dearest, it builds again. For me, the second build is one of the best builds in a dance track EVER. When it finally hits, it knocks you like a fucking sledgehammer and doesn’t hold up.

No song this year has made me dance this hard. No song has made me love music more than this in 2012.

On 14th July 2012 at the Milton Keynes Bowl, Swedish House Mafia played their last ever UK gig to 70,000 people. I was there with my best mates in the world, and Greyhound was their first song. I have never, in my life, seen so many people erupt in unison to a single track as I did that day. Their almost 3 hour set is already the stuff of legend, and one that gave me probably the single best day of my life.

We came. We Raved. We loved.

x x x

Wednesday 12 December 2012

It's been a while...

Well hello stranger!

Where on earth have you been?!

To be fair, it's not you, it's me... I kept meaning to get round to doing a blog, then completely forgot to do one, then when I remembered, I'd forgotten my password.

NOB.

Well I'm backkkk. Lucky you. So what in the hell have I been doing for the past 9 months?

Well, Shakedown Festival 2012 totally happened. I stupidly convinced myself that this year would be easier and far less stressful but alas, it was just as strenuous. The upside of that is it was just as gratifying to see almost 20,000 off their face raving vaguely in rhythm. It's a beautiful site to behold, and one that makes me feel very proud indeed.


We'll be tweaking a couple of things for 2013 - namely the dance tent situation and making sure there's enough indoor raving space for one and all - and we've already started booking acts. Should be a corker - more info in the new year.

The other main change in my life recently has been on the radio side of things; after 6 years at Juice, I decided to (temporarily) give up my Z-list celebrity status and leave. Why you ask? To be honest, after 6 years of fun and frolics and borderline-offensive radio, I felt like I'd gone as far as I could go. I'd sat happily on the lunchtime show for almost 4 years, I could never do a Breakfast Show (5am starts do not appeal) and so it felt like the right time.

Plus, there's been other things I've wanted to do for a while that I haven't been able to whilst trying to juggle Juice and Shakedown.

And so, to the future...

Once I get bored of laughing at the social repribates on Jeremy Kyle, I've got some exciting plans for 2013.


First off, I'm going to be helping run the promotional side of things for some other local events and festival-type things. I'm blessed to have learned an awful lot from starting Shakedown, so hopefully I can use that to help other events be even more successful.

I've also got some stuff in the pipeline with Latest TV. If you haven't heard, Latest TV won the rights to host a Brighton-based regional digital TV station from Summer 2013 on Channel ruddy 8! Looks like I'll be hosting a couple of shows so maybe, just maybe, I can leap up to that hallowed Y-list status by this time next year.

I'll have a brand spanking new website to show you all very soon, and in the meantime, here's a picture of me, straight off the sex offenders list:


I'm laughing INTERNALLY. I'd thoroughly recommend it

Much Love
Jonesy xxx

Friday 17 February 2012

Meet The Wanted's newest member, Timothy

On today's show we had a huge, money-can't-buy-unless-your-STINKING-rich prize... the opportunity to meet The Wanted.

We had quite a tricky Wanted quiz, and Kev phoned up to try win for his two daughters and cement his title as Best Dad Ever. It was all going well for Kev, until his knowledge on the band were tested. Put it this way - my 80-year old nan knows more about the Wanted, and she's deaf. Kev, bless him, thinks that Timothy, Steve and James are all members. That's A1 Kev, get it right. A big well done to Chloe who knows the band inside out, in almost stalker-like detail.

The Wanted according to Kev: James, Steve, Timothy, Archibold and Tarquin
 Loz popped in for his Sporting Briefs. Big game this weekend features the Albion traveling up to Liverpool for the FA Cup 5th round tie. Portsmouth had a bad week as they yet again went into administration and will be deducted at least 10 points. I think this is incredibly unfair - its bad enough going bust, without having salt rubbed into the manly wounds. Chris Eubank Jr was asking his facebook friends (including me, we're mates innit) what colour shorts he should wear for the big fight - black or grey. I voted cerise pink. Here's an artist's impression:
I can't think of ANYTHING more intimidating. Except clowns.
 On next week's show my Album of the Week is Gotye which should be brilliant, and my Record of the week is Madonna's new one...

Wednesday 15 February 2012

"He looked like a 40 year old unemployed eco-warrior"...

... Those were the words of Zoe, after her date at Gars last night with Ross. The two of them had a lovely night but alas, twas not meant to be, as they will not be meeting up again.

I can reveal though that Tara - the lady who lost out to Zoe - has swapped numbers with Ross and he's having a second crack of the whip, so to speak. So in a rather backwards sense, I could still be the new Cilla Black.

You can hear Ross & Zoe's thoughts on how the date went below:


I also played out my interview with DJ Fresh and Rita Ora today, and quite honestly it was one of my favourite interviews in my time at Juice. They were both just so... normal, but not in a dull way. They were fun, bubbly, down to earth and actually said what they think unlike some media-trained artists. You can hear the interview, as well as exclusive acoustic version of their track "Hot Right Now" below:


P.S. Go download the song now so they get a well-deserved number 1!

Tuesday 14 February 2012

Fast, Free and Easy

Oh Valentines Day. How we hate you. At some point in our lives, we've all hated Valentines - a holiday created solely to make single people feel even more lonely by rubbing it in their face.

Today on the show we focused on two elements - celebrating singledom and setting up two single Brightonians for a date tonight.

The latter was particularly fun... We took all our entries in "Be My Juicy Valentine" and had one guy, Ross (who describes himself as fast, free and easy), choosing between two genuinely lovely ladies - Tara and Zoe. He had 3 questions to work out which was the woman for him, and they were good questions. Firstly, what would you take on a desert island? Tara's promise of rubbing suncream into his back gave her an early advantage, but Zoe pulled it back with her magical experience of swimming with dolphins. That seemed to swing it as Ross had shared a similar experience and chose Zoe.
Not sure why he's crying, reckon he's done alright for himself with Talula

I felt dreadful condemning Tara to a night of loneliness, but alas she turned down my offer of watching Desperate Housewives on catch up together. Never mind. Zoe and Ross are going to Gar's Chinese Restaurant for a date tonight and you can find out how they get on tomorrow at midday on the show!

Just as we were putting a positive spin on being a single pringle today, muggins here gets a Valentines Card delivered. A card that upset me for two fundamental reasons:

I don't know whether I'm more disturbed or angry...


1) Do NOT, under any circumstance, buy me a card COVERED in glitter. I'm not a huge fairy (*ahem*).
2) What is the point of sending someone an 'anonymous' card if you're not going to give them so much as the smallest hint of a clue as to who the hell you are. I may as well send a card to "E.T., C/O The Moon".

Incidentally, if it was you who sent it, do let me know, we could get to know each other. Mine's a White Zinfandel.

Have a lovely Valentines whatever it is you get up to. And remember, how can anyone love you if you don't even love yourself? No wait, that's not right. Bugger it... single = super. On that note, I'm walking into the sea.

Friday 10 February 2012

Let see the monster, see the munch

Let the squirrel, see the nuts. Let the moron, dig his own grave.

At least that's what Paddy should have said when introducing 27 year-old Damien down the love lift on Take Me Out this past weekend. It all started going downhill for the poser/model when his (former) best mate revealed his ex girlfriend was none other than bodybuilder mistress Jodie Marsh. A handful of brave women were left, but they soon wish they'd turned off when Damien revealed that the girl he wanted to date had already switched her light off. From there, it got worse and worse and Damien has now become the UK's number 1 chauvinist...



If your chat up lines are less cringe than Damien's head over to the Juice Website and enter Be My Juicy Valentines - you could be whisked off for a date on V-day itself...

Loz also popped in today for sporting briefs, giving his view on the England managerial situation. Loz introduced a new candidate for the role - "Hairy Redknap". Never heard of him. I think Harry would do a pretty god job though. Loz is pulling for Beckham (not like that) but is predicting Stuart Pearce retains the interim role for the duration of the Euro Championships.

Still no sign of proper snow in Brighton for the weekend, so get out there and enjoy yourself. I'm visiting my mum and dad for a "placid" weekend. Some say dull, but not I!

Much love
Jonesy x

Tuesday 7 February 2012

Blog or no blog?

Awh Deal or No Deal, how we love to hate / hate to love you. A hugely successful 'gameshow' that has somehow survived for years despite relying solely on luck. Whether its Noel Edmunds wacky shirts or the sob stories of contestants, the nation loves it!

There are some cases though when luck does not suffice. When despite a run of amazing luck, some contestants get GREEDY. Case in point - Rich on yesterday's show. He was left with £50,000 and £250,000 in the last two boxes. A win-win situation right? Well when he was offered £165,000 it became a win-win-WIN situation. For some bizarre reason, he said no deal, effectively gambling £105k for the chance of winning an extra £85k. Idiot. Thankfully his greed was punished when he walked away with the £50k, and despite not being a bad pay day, you just know that evil banker was laughing all the way to the, err, bank. I'd pay good money to know the identity of that cretin...

The world's smuggest banker

So usually on Tuesdays we are graced with the presence of James Tully from the Odeon cinema, but unfortunately today he couldn't make it, bed-ridden with food poisoning. I'm guessing it was dodgy popcorn, DEADLY that stuff I tell ya. So I attempted to fill James' shoes and tell you all about the new movie releases this week.

Pick of the bunch is the Muppets, which I had the pleasure of seeing over the weekend. A charming, hilarious, tongue-in-cheek film that masters the Pixar-affect - appealing to kids and adults equally. Great gags, good story and some brilliant songs. My favourite being this which will surely become a Disney classic:



Jason Segel is brilliant, as is Amy Adams, and he alone deserves an Oscar for his "collapse in the rain" moment at 2:24...

Other big releases include Woman in Black, Daniel Radcliff's first post-Potter movie, and a 3D re-release of Star Wars Episode I: Phantom Menace. A truly dreadful movie saved only by an impressive pod race. And that comes from someone who doesn't hate Jar Jar Binks.

This morning on the Breakfast Show, I gave my verdict on Chronicle - the new handheld camera-style film about three teenagers who develop superpowers. Despite a corny description, its anything but, and is an awesome, intelligent movie. Dane Dehaan, the main guy of the three, is surely destined to be THE next big star and is stunning in this. He also looks like a young Leonardo Di Caprio...

"Never let me go Jack..." Oops, my bad
 And for those that missed it, here's my full on-air review of Chronicle - the first film in a long time I can't wait to see again just days after watching it the first time.